Facebook Photo: Are You Warhol or Rembrandt?

It’s quite fascinating how much information we can gather about someone, even simply by looking at their Facebook profile photos.

Here’s a guide I’ve developed to help you interpret what your Facebook profile photo says about you. It’s based on a rather intricate analysis and deep understanding on the work from various well known artists.

If your Facebook photos are: Close-ups of your face, always from the same angle, always with the same expression.

Then you are:

Which means: You know what works for you, you know what makes you look good and you’re workin it, girl! (or guy!)

If your Facebook photos are: close-ups of your face with various angle and various expression, but always frowning never smiling

Then you are:

Which means: You’re kind of an emo and might be interested to get multiple piercings on your ear

If your Facebook photos are: Close-ups of your face, modified creatively using  color filters and you have many many MANY of those photos.

Then you are:

Which means: You’re a fan of Lady Gaga and might consider a career in advertising

If your Facebook photos are: photos of you experimenting with various make-up, hair-do and costumes. In some of the photos (if not all), you are barely recognizable.

Then you are:

Which means: You challenge the concept of selff, identity and manifestation of individuality (WHOA DEEP), or you just like dressing up.

If your Facebook photos are: the same photos as that on your ID, Driving License or Passport

Then you are:

Which means: You have a no-nonsense take on life and are very confident, since those photos  can often make you look kind of awful because you’ve been waiting frustratingly for hours before the photo was taken and the government officers who took it didn’t actually care whether you look good in it as long as you don’t blink.

If your Facebook photos are: photos of you doing various weird crap with your best friend/boyf/girlf.

Then you are:

Which means: You don’t really care whether people think you’re weird – as long as you got each other.

If your Facebook photos are: photos of you but blurry

Then you are:

Which means: You’re a bit shy about your looks, or you don’t really know what the focus button is for.

If your Facebook photos are: various photos of you but seem to be of different people

Then you are:

Which means: You’re a freaking genius.

If your Facebook photos are: shadows of yourself

Then you are:

Which means: Your face is 4 but your body is a 10

If your Facebook photos are: doodles of yourself and they look like you.

Then you are:

Which means: You’re a sensitive artist, and you want people to know that.

If your Facebook photos are: doodles of yourself and they DON’T look like you.

Then you are:

Which means: You’re extremely talented. Or not at all. It’s rather controversial.

If your Facebook photos are: photos of you with fresh-from-the-salon perm

Then you are:

Which means: I cannot relate to you, like, at all.

Heeheehee, don’t take this too seriously.

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